My Family Told Me Not to Show Up to the Baby Shower—So I Sent a Helicopter Instead

secure favorable terms while lecturing me about financial responsibility.

“Option two: they can purchase the property from you at current market value—eighteen point five million dollars. Cash sale. No mortgage contingency. Close within sixty days.”

“Do they have that kind of money?” I asked.

“Not according to the financial records I pulled,” Mitchell continue reading …