My Family Told Me Not to Show Up to the Baby Shower—So I Sent a Helicopter Instead

said. “They’d have to liquidate most of their retirement portfolio to make it work.”

“Option three: they move out within forty-eight hours as originally specified.”

“And what do you think they’ll choose?” I asked.

Mitchell smiled slightly. “They’ll ask for option four—that you give them the house. Which you won’t. So they’ll eventually settle on option continue reading …