At My Graduation My Grandma Asked About My 3 Million Trust Fund and My Parents Went Silent

The graduation ceremony was running long, the way they always do when the speeches are written by people who have confused length with meaning. I sat somewhere in the middle of the sea of caps and gowns, my diploma cover growing damp in my hands, doing the math on whether returning it undamaged would actually net me the full forty dollar deposit my continue reading …