The Day Before My Sister’s Wedding I Woke Up To Find My Hair Had Been Cut While I Slept

they were just going to trim it a little.

Her lack of shock confirmed everything.

You knew, I said.

We discussed that your hair might be distracting in the photos, she said. Mom said she’d handle it.

They assaulted me in my sleep.

Don’t be so dramatic. At least now people will actually look at me on my wedding day.

I won’t be in your wedding, I said.

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