The Day Before My Sister’s Wedding I Woke Up To Find My Hair Had Been Cut While I Slept

something for a long time. You probably wish he had chosen you.

He didn’t, I said. He chose you. And I’m with Eric.

You’ve been trying to outshine me this entire engagement with your centerpieces and your suggestions and your hair that everyone can’t stop talking about.

I left the dinner with my jaw aching from six hours of controlled expression. Back continue reading …