She Tried to Ruin My Wedding With One Announcement but I Was Prepared

kind, the kind that comes from the sheer absurdity of having survived something you still cannot quite believe actually happened.

“My sister got arrested at our wedding,” I said, when I could breathe again.

“You are going to have the single best answer to ‘how was the wedding?’ for the rest of your life,” he replied.

When the laughter settled, I reached continue reading …