She Tried To Kick Me Off My Ranch Until The Police Learned The Truth

right now.”

The officer looked at her face. The tiara. The frosting. The deflated castle. The demolished table. He took his time.

“Ma’am,” he said, with the careful patience of a man who has learned that some situations require a breath before they require anything else. “Take a breath.”

“I will not take a breath. Arrest them.”

“Are you injured?”

“I was continue reading …