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She Tried To Kick Me Off My Ranch Until The Police Learned The Truth

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by my watch.

Karen did not run. She stood in the middle of it and screamed at everyone to stop, and by minute four her voice was already fraying. By minute eight, someone had punctured the bouncy castle, and I watched it deflate slowly while children tumbled out laughing. By minute twelve there was nothing left of the cake at all, not one intact tier,continue reading …

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