said “Boss Life.”
“What’s up, future billionaires?” he began, grinning into his phone camera. “It’s your boy Brad coming to you live from the new headquarters. Today is day one of the rest of your life. We’re talking synergy. We’re talking growth. We’re talking—”
Click.
The ring light died.
The refrigerator stopped humming. The furnace cut off mid-groan.continue reading …