She Made Fun of My Limp at the Table and Refused to Tip but Minutes Later My Manager Took Over

He looked at me the way he always did at the start of a double, which was the look of a man taking an honest assessment.

“Full house,” he said. “You holding up?”

“Ask me again after table seven wants ranch with something that should never come with ranch,” I said, and he laughed, and it was a real laugh because we had both seen table seven.

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