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on his belt. “Failure to comply will result in arrest for criminal trespassing, harassment, and potentially assault if Mrs. Gable takes another aggressive step.”

“You can’t do this!” Uncle Jim shouted, emboldened by beer and outrage. “This is America! We have rights!”

“You have the right to leave peacefully,” the officer corrected. “Or the right to be continue reading …