My Mom Showed Up With A U Haul Until The Man In The Suit Stood Up

is honestly insane. Nobody acts like this over extra bedrooms.”

Extra bedrooms. Interesting way to describe a property acquired through nine years of deployments and discipline.

Diane leaned forward, pointing across the island. “If you want to act like a hostile landlord, I will call the police and tell them you are threatening us.”

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