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My Mom Showed Up With A U Haul Until The Man In The Suit Stood Up

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We’re wasting daylight.”

Two movers stepped inside carrying an enormous green velvet sofa with gold metal legs. The thing was spectacular in the way disasters are spectacular. One mover grunted adjusting his grip. The other looked like he regretted every career decision that led him to coastal South Carolina.

“Where exactly do you want this?” one asked.continue reading …

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