My Groom Smashed My Face Into The Cake As A Joke Until My Brother Stepped In

black coffee. He guessed green tea. He was cheerfully, consistently incorrect, and the attempts were charming in the way that persistence is charming when it is accompanied by self-awareness, when the person doing it knows they are being slightly ridiculous and is fine with that.

The Tuesday he finally got it right he announced my order with the expression continue reading …