My Family Uninvited Me from the Aspen Trip — They Didn’t Know I Owned the Mountain.

off!” she screamed. “The senator’s son is asking what’s going on! You’re humiliating us!”

“Am I?” I asked. “I thought I was just in rehab. Crazy people do crazy things, right?”

“Briona, I am warning you—”

“Enjoy your turkey, Mom,” I cut her off. “It looks dry from up here.”

I hung up. Down below, I saw the tiny figure throw her phone. Up here, the room continue reading …