My Family Told Me Not to Show Up to the Baby Shower—So I Sent a Helicopter Instead

an impression,” I said. “Can you arrange it?”

“This is going to be expensive.”

“Mitchell,” I said calmly, “I just bought seventeen properties for eighty-nine million dollars. I think I can afford helicopter courier service.”

“Right. Of course. I’ll handle it.”

On Friday afternoon, Mitchell called to confirm. “We closed. All seventeen properties are now continue reading …