At My Wedding My Sister Tried To Expose Me Until She Realized I Was Prepared For That Moment

at the assembled guests with the expression of a man who has conducted approximately two hundred wedding ceremonies and has not, until this morning, presided over one that included a federal arrest.

“Well,” he said. “That was certainly a first. Shall we continue with the holy matrimony, or does anyone else have federal crimes to confess?”

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