An HOA Karen Called the Cops Over Free Gas—She Didn’t Know Who Actually Owned the Station

Sheriff Cole stepped out in full uniform, arms crossed, sunglasses on. He surveyed the scene with the expression of someone who’d seen this particular brand of nonsense too many times.

“All right,” he said wearily. “What now?”

Beverly marched toward him, megaphone raised. “Officer, this business is engaged in discriminatory conduct! They’re targeting continue reading …