An HOA Karen Called the Cops Over Free Gas—She Didn’t Know Who Actually Owned the Station

like he expected me to confess to running an underground gasoline cartel.

By mid-morning, two men in cheap suits entered, badges swinging from lanyards that looked home-printed. “We’re with the Community Consumer Protection Agency,” the taller one announced pompously.

“No, you’re not,” Tessa muttered.

“We’re investigating allegations of systemic harassment continue reading …