An HOA Karen Called the Cops Over Free Gas—She Didn’t Know Who Actually Owned the Station

a glue stick and righteous fury.”

“Please tell me Beverly went home, slept it off, and realized the world doesn’t owe her free gasoline.”

Tessa slid her phone across the counter. “Brace yourself.”

On the screen was a Facebook Live stream titled “On Location at the Scene of the Crime.” The crime, apparently, was me existing. Across the street at the Ridge continue reading …