I Gave Away the Birthday Chocolates, Then the Screaming Started

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dramatic about sugar, calories, blood pressure. Rich-people panic. It had that tone: urgent, overblown, performative.

“No,” I said, the same answer every time. “I dropped the whole box off in Dublin. Brandon and the kids tore into it the second I put it down. They loved it.”

Every time I said it, the air on the other end went dead and strange, like someone continue reading …

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